Thanks to Rachel, my dear reader friend, I am posting a conversation I had with my husband the same day as my Kohl's incident.
So my husband saw my new pants and commented on them. I told him I got them at Kohl's, the same time I bought my bra (I flashed him).
"Oh my gosh! It IS peach!" I thought you made that up!"
Seriously? He thinks I make up these stories? I don't have the imagination for it!